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活佛济公和金蝉子转世的唐龙，在观音菩萨的安排下组成师徒，踏上了匡扶正义、惩恶扬善的“降百妖”之路。由于两人有着不同的捉妖理念，而在路上闹出了许多哭笑不得的囧事。唐龙秉承“劝妖向善”的理念，反对师傅总是与妖暴力相向；济公却看不上唐龙大难临头还要“与妖为善”的态度。两人终在一次吵闹中分道扬镳，后来却在共同经历降服蜘蛛精、感化白牡丹、劝解铁扇公主回头是岸、拯救任桃花、打败天魔...等事件中共同见证人间冷暖，也理解了对方的苦心、认识到了双方的可取之处。最终组成一个坚韧不摧的团队，继续踏上了降妖除魔的道路。这时候，板栗也看见了山路旁的众书生和儒者，比先时更触动心肠：原来他准备考科举、蟾宫折桂的，青山书院是他心目中的圣地。项羽笑道：等凯旋归来，正好当阳君府上喝满月酒。/pointThe humanoid monster in the former is relatively slow, But the ability to fight is very strong, Not sensitive to puncture attacks, Can resist medium caliber and medium power rifle bullets, In the face of fire, Only when they are completely smashed or their heads are cut off can they be killed. The latter, an unknown creature similar to a "dog", The target is small, Fast speed and evasive ability, After listening to Liu Guangyuan's description, After it can easily cross a large crater with a diameter of 5-6 meters, the impact speed is not weakened, so it can be seen that the unknown creature has extremely strong explosive force, rapid movement, and strong adaptability to complex terrain, but its defense force is poor, and it will die after being hit more times by weaker casualties (such as high-speed steel balls in anti-infantry mines).故事讲述了一场异度空间里的明朝（皇帝姓马，皇后姓朱）初期跌宕起伏的宫廷斗争！军师诚意伯徐伯明（对应刘伯温）与丞相卢惟龚（对应胡惟庸）之间的次终极较量！